I am in the process of moving out of DC to start a new job. Since my current company is on a week long cruise this week I decided to quit last week itself. I know, I should I have quit after the cruise but these damned ethics came in the way. Life will be so much more simple without them.
As I announced my resignation, I knew people would be taken aback. I expected a few handshakes and goodbyes, but what I got was 8 farewell parties in the last 6 days. Physically it was very tough, my gastric juices and stomach have never been subject such rigorous tests. It was only a matter of time before they revolted thus increasing the number of bathroom visits.
May be, by acknowledging my sins I will be condoned and the extra layer of fat around my stomach will magically vanish. So here is what happened in the last few days
Date :
Group : Few RADG (Racist Asian Dinner Group) members
Venue :
Agenda: Update on the latest of the racial slurs.
Date :
Group : Java Team
Venue : On the borders
Agenda: Hedging bets on my returning back to Appian
Date :
Group : Appian open all Dinner
Venue : Bailyes Pub & Grill
Agenda: Farewell sugar talk
Date :
Group : DC Desi (non ABCD)
Venue : PF Changs
Agenda: Celebrating birth of one more ABCD of the Group
Date :
Group : NON RADG (Racist Asian Dinner Group) members. Some pseudo Asians were also present
Venue : Tachibana
Agenda: How to make the perfect Maki Sushi
Date :
Group : College buddies
Venue : Heritage
Agenda: Keep the rumor mills running
Date :
Group : Couple one on one
Venue : Charcoal kabob
Agenda: Investigating Indian culinary influence on everything edible in this world.
Date :
Group : Couple one on one
Venue : Gua-Rapo
Agenda: Liberals - free for all
